Thursday, April 10, 2014

Dusch Das!

Hallo from Germany!  DH here, on "vacation" with our family here "im Deutschland," and having a pretty good time!  Actually, I wouldn't say that it's really a vacation for me, lol.  Sleeping has been a goal, rather than an accomplishment, and virtually EVERYTHING we've done has been for "die Kinder" (the kids).  Yesterday, we spent four hours in an indoor pool (which was awesome), and then went out for a kids movie in my favorite town where Julia grew up.

There's this body wash here called "Dusch Das!", which literally means "Wash That!"  Hilarious.

I'm not complaining: I love it here, and I think it's absolutely essential for our girls to experience their heritage, which is at least half German.  They get to speak German, and are surrounded by all of their family members.  At least those that want to spend time with them.  Heh.  But as far as I'm concerned, I'm really going to need a vacation after this, and I'm not sure how I'm going to get it.  Julia is less than sympathetic, and I'm not sure I blame her.  On the other hand, virtually no one is interested in how I'm feeling, or whether or not I'm sleeping, or what I might like to be doing on my only break in 8 fucking months.  Sigh.

The other night, I finally had Julia where I wanted her.  I'd been telling her that I absolutely LOVED her picture from her last Friday picture post, where the woman is lying on her tummy, legs spread wide, with him rubbing (what I imagine to be) her wet pussy.  We were lying in Oma's waterbed (long story, basically none of Oma's beds work correctly, and some are way worse than others, but at least there's running water and electricity (Germany, by the way, is WAY ahead of America in green power: every farm has as many solar panels as the roof will hold with at least one giant turbine in the field)), and she turned over and offered me her bottom.  She spread her legs, and then it was my fingers on her vulva, my thumb on her clit, massaging her gently up and down her slit.  I pushed my fingers into her, reaching for her G-spot, and gradually increased the pressure and intensity, moving my fingers in and out of her until she was moaning quietly and pushing back against my hand.  I leaned over her, and kissed her shoulder.

"Mmmm, tell me a story," she murmured.  Ruh roh.  I searched my mind somewhat desperately for a story she hadn't heard me tell yet, and realized I'd exhausted my current supply.  "Buying Alaska" theme?  Nope, did that.  My current story, excerpts from which are here, here, and here?  Nah, she already knows all of those too.

"OK, how about a story about a headmaster of an all-girls school?"

"Ohh," she said.  She spread her legs a little wider.  "Mmm hmmm..."  I put my thumb against her anus, and got it nice and wet with the lubrication from her pussy.  I let my thumb trace around the circle of her bottom hole as I thought up my story.  I suddenly thrust my second and third fingers into her pussy and she gasped, and then I pulled them out and resumed rubbing her wet slot, up and down the entire length of her wet pussy.

"OK," I said.  "Here's my story..."


16 comments:

  1. hello, i am from germany asyou are, i am male, but i like xour blogpöst
    kind regards ralph

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    1. Hi Ralph, thank you for your comment! Germany is very beautiful in Spring, and we are having viel Spass!

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    2. Hi Ralph! Thank you for your comment! I am loving Germany in the Springtime! Yesterday we went to Zoo Osnabrück, and I really liked it. :-D

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  2. Hi DH, I am writing from Hamburg, therefore another welcome to Germany :).
    I am sorry that you are having trouble to sleep in Oma’s waterbed. But I hope that you can enjoy your trip and have a fantastic time with your German relatives. Dusch Das! is really popular here, you can get it everywhere, at least in the north. The 2nd picture that you talk about has been my favourite too, in that post, and I can imagine that you had a lovely night because you did what was shown in the picture.

    Happy holidays

    Nina

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    1. Hi Ni Na! Thank you for your warm welcome! Last night I tried sleeping on the air mattress, but I didn't do any better, lol! We did have a very lovely night after we tried that position. I hope to go to Aldi later and get some more Dusch Das! for Christmas presents for our American family. ;)

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  3. That was a hot story! I can't believe you came up with it right there- I thought you had worked on that one already. I hope you sleep better tonight and at least now we know how we like waterbeds...

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    1. Thanks, Sweety. Yeah, no better last night, heh. And no to the waterbed, ever. I missed you last night...

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  4. Thanks for the hot story!

    DH---you may want to think about looking into a melatonin supplement. (In case you are unfamiliar with it) It's the natural hormone our bodies produce to make us sleep. Since it's all natural there is no "hangover" effect like regular sleeping aids. Sounds like yours could use a boost at bedtime.

    Glad you two got a shot at a waterbed! We still miss ours and it's been gone about 9 years now. One of the best things about it is always having the sheets warm all over when you get into it, instead of having those cold spots all over.

    Have a great vacation!

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    1. Hi rednakedy! Yeah, Julia offered me one last night and I didn't take it, but I will DEFINITELY take one tonight. But, I think it's the stress of being away from my job, our house, and my woodshed that is keeping me awake. I'm not sleeping during the day, either. Just... not sleeping. ;)

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  5. Who needs a bedtime story when your hands are so busy. Have you heard the old saying that one needs a vacation after a vacation? And that is really true when family and/or children are also on the vacation.
    Glad you two are able to go to Germany and hope you all are having a great time

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    1. Hi Blondie! Yep! I agree that a bedtime story isn't required, but sometimes I question my dexterity: Julia frequently needs a little more to get her there (which I did, he said, patting himself on the shoulder, wink). And yes to the vacation vacation! But we are having a very nice time. She's going out with a high school friend today and tonight, and I'll be having a quiet family day with the kids here at Oma's. Hopefully I'll get some writing in! Thanks for your kind wishes. :-)

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  6. Hi DH, glad you are all having a great time. Funny how we seem to need a post vacation vacation lol. Glad you and Julia seem to be managing to make time for each other :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Hi Roz! Thanks! Yeah, I'm hoping to take some time off between jobs in September, but we'll see how it goes. Julia and I are spending __some__ time together, but it's much less than I would like, and not in the best circumstances. She is a total rockstar to her family (big surprise), so EVERYONE wants a piece of Julia! :-D

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  7. Thanks Roz! We are having a great time, but as DH said, its hard to juggle everybody together. DH is so used to having me all to himself, and my family is used to me coming over earlier to spend time with them, so this time was a bit different. :D

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  8. That sounds lovely, except the not sleeping part! I hope that works itself out, enjoy the rest of your vacation :-)

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