Monday, December 7, 2015

Time for a Joke - Typical Nasty Weather

Hi, DH here!  Happy Monday!  Julia and I had a nice weekend.  Her app says she ovulated, but that didn't stop us from having sex this morning.  I went to bed horny, and my cock was raring to go at 6:30 am.  And go we did ;).
But the weather today... reminds me of my favorite joke.  In fact, I'm standing at the bus stop waiting for the bus writing this post on my phone, so it works even better.  Ready?  OK!
This guy commutes to the park-and-ride with his neighbor, and notices he seems to hook up with a gal every single evening when they get back.  After weeks of seeing this, he finally asks him what his secret is.
"It's easy," the neighbor says.  "Just sidle up alongside and say, 'Tickle your ass with a feather?'  If she's like, 'What?!','  just say, 'Typical nasty weather.'"
The guy is really nervous (and not too bright), but the next day he decides to give it a try.  He stands at the bus stop in the rain for 20 minutes working up his courage, and then finally turns to the woman standing behind him.
"Shove a feather up your ass?"
"What?!" she replies.
"Oh well, it's a shitty day anyway."
Here's hoping your day (and your week) is NOT shitty in any way.  Even if you are suffering some typical nasty weather. :-D

7 comments:

  1. Lol, I still love this joke. :D

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  2. LoL DH, love it. Thanks for the giggle :) Glad you two had a good weekend and hope the weather improves for you. Keep practicing :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Hi Roz! Still raining cats and dogs here, heh. And yes to practicing. :)

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  3. LOL very funny DH. Will send you some of our lovely summer weather.
    Hugs Lindy

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    1. Hi Lindy, thanks! And yes, please send some sun. :)

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  4. LoL We're not exactly having it nice here either!

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    1. Hi DelFonte - yeah, I know what you mean. But, our drought is over here in Washington, so that's a good thing. :)

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