Tuesday, January 5, 2016

Swimmers and a Spanking



Hi, DH here!  I am supposed to be having a meeting right now (on the bus), but no one showed, so I'm writing a blog post instead.  I guess the new year is starting a little slowly for my colleagues ;).  I'm so glad to be back home after our European Vacation (we watched Christmas Vacation, and I was really surprised at how funny it was - the jokes have really stood the test of time), but I miss Germany and our family there.  I also miss the Audi A4 I rented in Amsterdam and drove to Oma's house.  That was a CAR.  :-D

One of the first things I did when we got back was submitting a sperm sample for analysis.  I've had a vasectomy and a reversal now, so I didn't think anything could surprise me about my junk or how it operates, but I was wrong.  I've never had to try to come in a cup before, and it was... awkward.  Julia wasn't on hand (heh) to help, so I cued up some porn and tried to get myself in the mood.  I remember being able to come on demand when I was younger, but for some reason (older), it just wasn't working.


20 minutes later, I was ready.  I kept pressure on my cock with my left hand, and then reached for the cup, and... wow.  Why do they make those things so small?  Are you supposed to put it IN there, or just hold it under (and hope you don't shoot everywhere except in the cup)?   Maybe I should have tried a size fit before I started, but my "resting state" is considerably smaller than my erection.  I was out of time.  I jammed my head into the mouth of the cup as best I could, and unloaded, packed up the sample, drove to the clinic, and dropped it off.  A few days later, the report came back that I have 70%(!) motility!  Wow! Julia should be getting pregnant every time I look at her funny.  Or have sex with her, which has been non-stop since we returned.

Yesterday I worked from home, and at lunchtime, I took Julia's hand and led her to our bedroom.  "I want you to stand in the corner, and wait for me."  She rolled her eyes, once, which I saw, but then she obediently turned to our closet door and stood still.  I returned a few minutes later, and she climbed over my lap on our bed, and I pulled down her sweats so I could play with her white-pantied bottom.  "I'm frustrated with how (some) things are going," I said.  "I know certain dynamics in our relationship have become permanent (my confidence for one), but I want to return to more regular discipline for a while."  My hand fell on her ass over her panties, and then I was spanking her in earnest.  We had a big break from any kind of discipline while we were in Germany.  10 people were at Oma's house, day AND night, and none of us could sneeze sideways without everyone knowing.  A rousing spanking just seemed out of the question.  

I pulled down her panties, and caressed her buttocks.  "I want you to think about how you can submit to me today," I said.

"I do submit to you, all day," she said.  She was right, too.  I'm not sure what I was asking, either, just some vague wish for...?  Her to follow me around all day like a servant?  The truth is that she has been very supportive and submissive, in every way I can think of.  Maybe I was asking myself to be more dominant.

Her bottom turned red as I continued spanking her, increasing the tempo and the strength I used to swat her over and over again.  I focused on her sit spot, causing her legs to jump apart and then together again, and then finally it was over.  

This morning, I gave her another quick spanking at our bedside before I left for work.  I know her butt is sore, but my head is clear and I'm focused on today's work.  I hope this year is the best ever for all of you!  Here's to a great 2016.

15 comments:

  1. You will get pregnant when the time is right. Can't rush Mother Nature - she has a tendency to rebel - after all she is a woman.

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  2. Hi Leigh - you are so right. It's really fun trying, though. :-D

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  3. Hi DH, love the graphic lol. Awesome test results :) It will happen, you will just have to keep up the practice in the meantime :)

    As for the spanking, in my experience you need to be sure of what is important to you and of what you are asking of Julia, otherwise it tends to lead to confusion and frustration for both of you. We have definitely been there in the past.

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Hi Roz! Thank you, and excellent advice. The truth is a little more complicated - I know why I'm frustrated (and she does too), we're just being a little shy :D

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  4. I think there are times that my husband will do the same kind of spanking,where it may be more for him.
    Congrats on your count

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    1. Hi Blondie, yeah it really helps me to assert my dominance, and also relieve stress between us, even when we're doing OK. Our finances, baby plans, and everyday struggle can weigh pretty heavily on me sometimes. ;)

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  5. Hi DH, Great results, this hopefully means it is going to be a fab year for you two! I hope you continue to have fun with the practising ;)
    love Jan,xx

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    1. Yeah! We continue to practice, and I hope this is a great year for you too!

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  6. Hi DH, Fantastic results. Keep having fun and trying. It will eventually happen. You need to relax and forget about getting pregnant, enjoy the moment and that is when the magic works. Been there done that.
    Good luck!
    Hugs Lindy

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    1. Hi LIndy - thank you! It's so hard (heh) to relax, but you're right, we just have to let it happen. :)

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  7. Sounds like you had a great Christmas.
    I agree with everyone that when you try to have something happen it doesn't go so easy.... Just relax and I bet the magic happens!
    Glad you guys were able to have some re affirming spankings!

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    1. Hi Minelle - thanks! "Re-affirming spankings" are exactly how I would describe them. Hope you have a great new year!

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